At the start of this dream, a voiceover was introducing a green superhero. He looked a bit like Hulk only normal sized and not quite as aggressive. This hero was my character in the dream.

“Let’s hope he can keep up with the Green Shadow… and Beast Boy.”

The Green Shadow was the villain, dressed in a dark green hood and a green cape. Beast Boy is a DC hero that can shapeshift, although he never did in this dream.

So, Beast Boy and I were chasing the Green Shadow. We chased him down corridors (that all looked remarkable similar) and at one point we had to get in a lift and teleport to somewhere else to chase him down yet more corridors. Eventually we got him and tied him up.

However, when we unmasked him, we were surprised to find that it was none other than Harley Quinn! She was completely out of it, like she’d been hypnotised and was still regaining consciousness. She was behaving all ditzy and nice and, dare I say it, quite cute. I liked this new Harley and was nice back. We helped her put a knitted ‘Daddy’s Lil’ Monster’ jumper on and I found a couple of pink, knitted warmers that looked as if they might go on top of eggs. I put one on her nose and one on mine and that made her giggle.

I then carried her back down the corridors – just holding her like a Scotsman holds a caber – and she said she’d open the doors for us, which she did. There were two tourists in the lift and we didn’t want them to see us teleport, so I said “Hey, look out the window.” Which they did. Just as we teleported, I said “Look here.” To make them turn back. The man said “Jenny, I think I’m going to turn around now.”

Instead of cutting to us teleporting back, I was instead myself again. It was dark and I was in a moody garden. There was a big square of land, with an old swimming pool in the centre, a path around it and a grassy area higher up around it. I walked around the edge of the pool and watched a man bat (a guy in blue jeans with brown fur and wings in his back) running around the grassy area on all fours. He was shouting for help. I called him over, but to try and disguise myself I used a deep, rough voice and said I was Batman. He told me he needed help saving the humans as a war was coming. I said I would help him.

Then I woke up.

Then I went back to sleep.

In the next dream, I was at a pool again, only this was a normal swimming pool inside a leisure centre. There were kids all sat around the edge of the pool and I was one of them. There were two kids standing behind me holding remote controls (the kind for remote control cars). One of the kids put his remote control down by my back. There was a vibrating thing on it and it really annoyed me. He did it twice, but then I turned around and told him if he did it again I’d throw it in the water. I could see he was thinking of doing it again, so I warned him that I was serious. He seemed a bit worried and I wondered how much it cost. I saw his dad sitting next to me holding the box to the toy. There was a sticker on it saying that it had been reduced from £53 to £45 to £33 and eventually down to £29. I remembered I had a £25 Argos voucher, so I figured I could give him that if need be.

The whistle blew for the class to start and everyone jumped up and jumped in the pool. Because it was so busy, a few people, including me, stayed on the edge. I realised I still had my phone in my pocket, so I put it in my dressing gown and went to put it down by the wall. Then I started getting worried that someone might steal it, so I took it back to our hotel room (which was just outside the pool) to leave it in there. I decided to have a wee while I was in the room. I then heard our karate instructor calling out the instructions in Japanese, so I realised that it we were still going to be doing karate instead of just having fun.

Then I woke up.