Harley and Boomerang

Had a dream last night in which I was on a beach with Harley Quinn and Captain Boomerang. We were helping the police (who were dressed in blue with black caps) capture a group of criminals (who were dressed in black with blue caps).

The aim was to hit the criminal on the head with a baseball bat. However, because of the confusing dress code, we accidentally hit a few policemen. Once the criminals were all captured, the police turned on us. We were now police-hitting criminals. So, Captain Boomerang said we should run. When we turned to tell Harley the plan, she’d already bolted and had a head start.

We jumped over some fences and ran through some gardens. I was a lot quicker than Captain Boomerang and eventually caught up with Harley.

When I got to her, she was sneaking up on a woman to kill her. I put my arm around Harley and told her not to. We then walked along the road for a while. Harley asked if I wanted to go see a movie, but when I looked around I realised all the cinemas on the road were adult cinemas showing porn films and all the shops were adult too. I said to her, “I don’t think they’re showing my kind of films.”

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