Had a dream last night in which I was at karate. We were lined up and, one by one, the instructor, Roger, picked out the high grades to go to the back. He was going to teach us separately and told a kid to take the rest of the class. The kid just wandered around looking confused, so Roger told him to ask a girl called Holly (who I know from college in real life) if he needed help. Meanwhile, I was training with a guy who just couldn’t get it right.

The kid let Holly take control and she decided to take everyone to an ice rink instead. So, we were shortly relocated to an ice rink where we paired up and started dancing. I was dancing with Holly, but she kept looking around the ice for a specific spot. Eventually she found a weak spot and managed to jump into the water and swim over to the blonde swimming instructor at the other end of the rink/pool.

We then headed to the changing rooms. I was in a cubicle with another guy, but there were two guys leaning over the top trying to pull out clothes off to embarrass us. One of them was a guy from school called Michael Philips. I moved to another cubicle and the guy in there was hiding from someone else called Ryan. Shortly after, the door opened and this Ryan tried to get in. I tried to keep the door shut, but he got in, so I apologised to the other guy and left.

At this point I was still naked, so I went back to our rooms to find my clothes. I went to go into the main room, but there was now a big party going on and Michael Philips was laughing loudly. I went into another room and found my clothes in a bag.

It was getting late, so I walked home. On the way, I saw a life-size TARDIS in a skip in someone’s garden. I hopped in and went to sleep. After a while, I heard someone arriving home. There was a perception filter on the TARDIS, so she didn’t see me, but I said hello and jumped out to greet her.

She was upset because her son had been hypnotised and was just sitting up in bed with his eyes open. I said I would help, so I ran back to the TARDIS to get my sonic screwdriver out of my coat pocket. It took a while to find it and when I pulled it out it was a tiny version of the Eleventh Doctor’s sonic.

We went upstairs and I scanned him with the sonic. He was under a spell, so I gave him instructions to escape. He was fixed. His mother thanked me and I went back to the TARDIS and went to sleep.