Kate Middleton Rides Again
Had a dream last night where I was at the opening of a new underground train in Birmingham. The guests of honour were Kate Middleton and Prince Charles. Why she wasn’t there with Prince William I’ve no idea. But anyway, they were there. She gave a little speech and then had to declare the train open when it arrived However, when it arrived, it didn’t stop, it just went straight past at a frightful speed. She tried to open it anyway and nearly got dragged off, but someone caught her. It wasn’t Charles, he was busy drinking champagne. So we had to wait a while for the train to come back and when it did it stopped. Kate repeated her speech and then invited us to all board the train.
At this point, I was at the front of the crowd and somewhat smaller than my real life self. She bent down to take my hand and led me onto the train. She continued to hold my hand while we rode on the train. I didn’t say anything. Well, you wouldn’t would you?
Anyway, the train arrived at another station, so we all got off and Kate and Charles went off to continue their lives of grandeur. I, meanwhile, went to a local patisserie to get some food. It was a nice shop, with lots of healthy food and things in jars. Also, Zooey Deschanel was working there, walking around with a tray of biscuits offering people a free sample. I smiled and took one. It was like a small shortbread biscuit with chocolate on, but it wasn’t very nice. She stood watching me while I ate it, so I finished it and pretended I liked it. She offered me another one but I said, ‘Oh god no, they’re awful.’
She laughed and said, ‘I know.’
And that was pretty much it.