Had a dream last night, quite a nice one. I was introducing mother to my new girlfriend’s family. They cooked us a Mexican meal. My girlfriend was quite annoying though cos every time I spoke to her she’d just give a monosyllabic mumble back. But she did bring up the subject of how we’d met. Apparently Mike and I were in a DIY store – there was no mention of a name, I guess Homebase doesn’t sponsor dreams – and Mike did an impression of the Kool Aid guy which caught the girl’s attention, along with her friend, who ended up going out with Mike.

I remember she also had two younger brothers. The first one took a photo of me on a massive plastic polaroid camera. My pose was sticking my two thumbs up, but I decided it looked stupid so I insisted he delete it. The other one didn’t like people touching him, which I learnt when I tried to shake his hand. The parents were nice though.

At one point I excused myself from the table and did a monologue to the ‘camera’ which I don’t think I’ve ever done in a dream, so that was fun. I can’t remember what the monologue was about.