Sandwich coupons

Had a dream last night in which I was on the phone to my old friend Josh. I was reminding him of all the times he’d bullied me, but it soon transpired that he wasn’t listening to me. Apparently, he was watching James Bond themed porn with his mother. I handed the phone to Mike to let him talk to Josh instead.

Later on, I was at school. It was lunchtime and I was the first one to arrive at the canteen. One of our old teachers, Miss Bridge, was at the door and let us in. She was in a bad mood though.

I ordered a full English breakfast. It was one of those where you could choose how many items you had. My friend Danny had 6 items and another kid called Ryan had 8. All of our meals came to £10 though. We paid using sandwich coupons.