Posts Tagged ‘Dirty’
The dirty beanbag
It was our last day on a holiday abroad. Travelling back by coach, I was amazed by the view of the mountains. We got a boat back the rest of the way. Freddie Mercury was on there, but him when he was dying, he looked very ill. I wanted to go outside to get fresh…
Read MoreThe small bunny
I was with someone and we were looking after an animal in a room. We then left and she wanted to stop in another room to see another animal. The sign on the door said something like “small bunny”. We went in and this giant white rabbit was draped over a man’s lap. I turned…
Read MoreKarate toilets
I was at home getting ready to go to karate. I had the TV on and saw on the news that Boris Johnson was being interviewed in what looked like the leisure centre we go to for karate. At first I thought it was the same hall as our dojo, but it looked quite different.…
Read MoreThe bum toucher
Mike and I were at a bar queueing up to do something at a desk. I suddenly felt a hand squeeze my bum. I turned around and there were two middle aged ladies – one with long blonde hair and the other with shorter brown hair – and the blonde had her hand on my…
Read MoreAparifraf
I was in a hall where usually do karate and I think we’d just seen a concert. A singer called Dodie was there (although she was much younger) and someone had recorded her playing one of her songs. A group of us listened back and I made a point of showing I liked it. Once…
Read MorePussycat Dolls live at Penitentiary Hall
Watching a gif of a Pussycat Dolls concert at Penitentiary Hall They were fingering themselves on stage while singing One later said that sex was about truth and she was just being honest My old friend Josh and I went to the leisure centre He needed a wee but we couldn’t get into the gym…
Read MoreJetpack
At work We had a big new office Matt struggled to find a video I’d done on the one drive I tried to search his computer for ‘Jetpack’ what we were now calling OneDrive While he wasn’t looking I also looked up some porn, forgetting Rosie from college was sat next to us watching She…
Read MoreZarni and Dr Padoma
I was at home and getting ready to go back to school for the final year. I’d had no letter or anything to prepare me, just the date we were going back. When I got to school, the bell rang and I didn’t know what form class I was in. I tried to find my…
Read MoreThe Harley Quinn Dream
I had a dream last night that Mike and I were putting on a wrestling show and all the wrestlers were wrestlers we had made on the WWE wii game, which Mike and I regularly play in real life. One of the wrestlers was Harley Quinn – the one portrayed by Margot Robbie in the…
Read MoreNew House
Had a dream last night where we – my mother, brother and I – had just moved into a new house. It was a very nice house, much bigger than our real house, as I pointed out many times during the dream. We took a little tour around the house and discovered a few hidden…
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