I had a dream last night that Mike and I were putting on a wrestling show and all the wrestlers were wrestlers we had made on the WWE wii game, which Mike and I regularly play in real life. One of the wrestlers was Harley Quinn – the one portrayed by Margot Robbie in the new Suicide Squad film. I was in the backstage room with Harley and another wrester. I think it was Dead Mexican, who’s a Mexican wrestler we created that wears a red cape and a skull mask, though he wasn’t wearing his costume at the time.

I was sat on a couch next to Dead Mexican and Harley Quinn was kneeling on his lap facing him, kissing him, rubbing his leg and generally doing ‘sexy things’. I just sat watching and after a while I said “Oh come on, why is she doing this to him and not me? I mean it’s my dream after all!” But she just ignored me and carried on caressing the wrestler. Eventually, Mike came in and she left to go and wrestle.

When I woke up, I thought back to the dream and found it a bit odd. I’d never actually cared for the new look Harley Quinn – if anything I thought it wasn’t as good as the traditional one with the black and red colour scheme – but since this dream I actually quite like this version now and maybe even fancy her. So thanks for that subconscious.