Vaseline Badge

Had a dream last night where I was in a big meeting with a bunch of business owners. It was a round, well lit office, with light grey walls. Mak was sat to my left, a girl was on the right and then Mike was to the right of the girl.

We were all given badges with a Vaseline tub lid on. Everybody had put theirs on a different way up, but Ruby Wax (who was also there) told us to put it on a certain way. I put the Vaseline badge on upside down and she told me to change it. I said, ‘Come and make me.’

She didn’t, but everyone did a pantomime gasp and ‘oooh!’

I turned to Mike and said, ‘All we need now is the Benny Hill theme.’ and everyone laughed at that.

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