Dame Edna
Had another odd dream last night. Mike and I were at a school (as we often are) and there was a special guest coming so we had to get everything ready.
But we couldn’t be bothered getting things ready so we sneaked out and went to a comic convention where we met the woman who played Margaret Slitheen and a guy who did concept art for Iron Man 3.
Then we went back to the school. The guest came and it was an old woman and her mother. But her mother was Dame Edna and when she greeted everyone she got their names wrong. So she called Mike ‘Tom Hanks’ and Goodwin ‘Benjamin Button’ (which so did the guest when she met him after) and I forget what she called me, but it wasn’t Ben.
And after everybody had met them they were to go into a classroom. As we went in, another class – they were in uniform unlike us – was being sent to meet them. And as we walked in I saw a really nice looking girl, so I went over to speak to her and…
*knock knock knock*
Mother woke me up. In the words of my nan: Sod blast and bleeding sodding damn it!