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I have interesting dreams and I can often remember them in great detail.
Since I have such crazy dreams and can often remember them, I decided to start documenting them and tagging them to see the most common things I dream about.
There are lots of dreams in my youth that I never made note of – including the earliest dream I remember in which I attended a seminar held by the Pokémon Squirtle. He came on stage and said "Hello, I'm Squirtle" and sprayed everyone with water.
I also occasionally have a recurring dream that is just me eating croutons for what feels like an hour and I also had a dream that made me terrified of Timothy Spall.
There are a few things that are consistently featured in my dreams, such as my ability to glide across the floor - either on my heels or floating slightly. So prevalent was this when I was young that I was convinced I'd done it in real life at some point.
It does sometimes become very difficult to distinguish dreams from real life. I didn't get my HND certificate because I thought I already had, but I realised a few days later that I'd actually dreamed it.
So, here are all the dreams that I've remembered...
Dreams recorded: 447
The cheating Cho
I was in an English class at school and as the teacher began, he was interrupted by a growl. We all turned and saw that Animal from the Muppets was there. At first it was just him, but then we could see a hispanic guy controlling and voicing him. In the lesson, we had to…
Elvis live at the community hall
I was with a guy and we were chasing something through the street. We were following a secret train network, which was escorted by police, so it would never be delayed or derailed. We used teleports to jump to different parts of the train by firing a gun at chevron stickers on the walls and floor.…
Shopping with Krum
I was with Victor Krum (from Harry Potter) at a self service checkout. I was acting with him in a film. He was swiping items and I was doing the same on the checkout next to him, but I purposely slid them too hard so they fell on the floor after swiping them. I thought…
The darkness in the room
I was in a hotel or some sort of communal living place, and each room had something strange about it. Either something wrong with the person inside or something weird happening in the room itself. I think I was just there visiting, I wasn’t there to fix any of it, but while I was there…
Aquarelle
Mike an I went to see Rhod Gilbert live. However, he had come out as trans/non-binary and changed his name to Aquarelle. He also had longer, shoulder-length hair. Most people left the venue and after about 20 minutes it was just me, Mike and another person. We now all sat round a table, rather than…
Sara Pascoe’s French water
I was watching a TV show about celebrities skydiving and doing other adrenaline challenges. One of the celebrities said in an interview afterwards that doing it once it gave you a taste for it. The only celebrity I remember was Jodie Whittaker. There was also a woman who was a champion skipper (as in skipping…
Camite
I was in some sort of group. There was a girl there called Camite. She was slightly younger than me, had brown hair and a kind, smiley face. She wore an orange top on the first day. We spoke a few times the first day and I realised she liked me. I liked her too.…
The bombs
I was on a field trip with school or college. We heard on the news that a bomb had been dropped on London. More bombs were then dropped all around England. We saw ahead a bomb dropped and formed a mushroom cloud. It knocked over several rows of houses like toys. We were on a…
The Ortega blind date
I was at school and saw Jenny Ortega (the actress who plays Wednesday). The school was doing blind dates, so I signed up for it. I went on a couple, including one with a guy who insisted we carry a big giant mat around town. Then finally I got a date with Jenny. We cycled…
The flu jabs
Mom and I went out walking. I mentioned I’d found an old game and wanted to play it, so asked her to keep an eye out for any shops that might sell old games. We stopped to get mom’s flu jab. The nurse pointed out that it might cause death. I said to a guy…
Butterfly eating
Ana and I in come kind of contest. Loser had to eat a live butterfly. I lost that round. I begged Ana not to make me do it, but they assured me how easy it would be. The butterfly was really big with flowing antennae and other parts. I tried to get out of it…
The Joker Robber
I was in town. I’d met up with Mike and our friend Nelson and was now on my own. I went to a shop called The Range, though it wasn’t like the one in real life. I had a wander round but didn’t buy anything. I couldn’t see the toy section, then I noticed there…
Pink haired parkour
My family and I were in a restaurant choosing between desserts – I think it was different flavour bau buns, as I’d seen them on The Apprentice in real life that evening. I had on that was lemon and blueberry. Nan took ages to order, ruling out each flavour and with a detailed description why,…
The cloakroom
I was with Wonder Woman and Hulk fighting bad guys and running through the streets tracking down these little boxes with flashing lights that we had to destroy. Once we’d got them all, we climbed a building and then had the make a big jump to get to a flying ship. I hopped on Wonder…
The girl on the course
At home watching a film with the family while we were eating – pizza I think. I went upstairs for something, and when I came back down, the TV was off. Someone suggested we watched something else, but my brother said we were already watching this film. I think it was a horror or crime…
The magic food
In the dream I woke up and was bored, so I played on my phone. I found a QR code to scan to show my recent orders. I scanned it and accidentally clicked reorder on some food I had earlier. I was about to cancel it, but I looked down and it was there in…
The marketing campaigns
Girl in class wanted to become popular. A small group of us brainstorm ideas. I came up with an idea to do a poster with a watch saying “time is running out” and a message. She liked it and did it. I came up with another idea of a bag of crisps with just a…
Paper boat hats
I was in a garden with a girl and Tony Stark. He flew around in his Iron Man suit and then let me have a go at flying the iron man suit. He then let the girl try, but while she was in the suit, a small group of people emerged at the other end…
The dirty beanbag
It was our last day on a holiday abroad. Travelling back by coach, I was amazed by the view of the mountains. We got a boat back the rest of the way. Freddie Mercury was on there, but him when he was dying, he looked very ill. I wanted to go outside to get fresh…