Had a dream last night where I was in Debenhams looking at the waistcoats. There was also Christmas clothing on display and I planned to buy a Christmas jumper. I went over to look at them and left my bag (a shoulder bag) by the waistcoats.

Whilst I was looking at the Christmas jumpers, a young posh kid grabbed my bag and threw it onto the escalator. I went over to him and said, “Could you go and fetch my bag that you’ve just thrown onto that escalator.”

He reluctantly did so, going up the escalator to get it. When he got to the top, he kicked it across the floor to the other side of the room. I went up and confronted him about it. He tried to argue that he could remember the colour of the wall on the shop floor (brown) so I hit him. Then I woke up.