Had a dream last night where I was backstage at a play and all the actors were being gathered together. From out of the shadows came someone dressed as the First Doctor, clutching his lapels and doing a spot in impression. However, when someone recognised he wasn’t the proper actor, he flung his hat and coat off and revealed himself to be David Tennant. But it didn’t stop there. He whipped his normal hair off and revealed a long flow of brown hair. “It’s me, Stephanie Tennant!” he announced.

Meanwhile, the other Doctors were talking to their stunt doubles. The Eleventh Doctor’s double jibed him about his ‘scared dad dancing’, while the Tenth Doctor’s double was plotting something with the other actors.