At work
We had a big new office
Matt struggled to find a video I’d done on the one drive
I tried to search his computer for ‘Jetpack’ what we were now calling OneDrive
While he wasn’t looking I also looked up some porn, forgetting Rosie from college was sat next to us watching
She turned to me and said “Looking up porn?”
I asked her not to say anything
She said “Of course, hello”
She was also working as a pornstar
I eventually found Jetpack and said I’d find the file tomorrow
It was nearly home time
I saw my taxi outside
I rushed to get ready to go but nobody else was packing up
I noticed the clock said 3 but my computer clock said 4
I asked Dave and he confirmed it was 3
The clocks had gone back an hour
I had to go cancel the taxi