Had a nice dream in which Mike, my mother and I went on holiday to a Welsh town called Town Hall (I think that’s what it was called, it had an odd name). We got there and it was a small place. We saw a big B&Q type store and a school called Journey Forest School. We went further into the town and met some people. We had a really nice time there so we decided to move there.

I enrolled at the school to do an arts degree. The head mistress was the woman from Doc Martin, I forget her name. On the first day, Lee let me drive his BMW to school, which I did. It was okay until it came to parking. I opted for a disabled space to give myself a fair chance, but as I drove into the spot I didn’t know when to break and ended up bouncing off the wall.

In the class, the teacher said we’d finished all our work so just to get on with anything we wanted, so I found a big piece of wood and planned to paint something on it. But Lord Sugar came in, took it off me and told me to do some work. So when he left I got the board out again and he came back in and said “You’re fired!” so I left. I explained to him after that the teacher gave us nothing to do so I was going to do something with the wood, but he wasn’t too bothered. Besides, that night was also parents evening.

So I left the school and I got a job working in a take away place with Mike. Our first delivery was at the school delivering 2 curries to Mr. D (it was a teacher from Campion but I can’t remember his name). I said I’d take it cos this place was so small I’d be there quick. It took me half an hour. On the way I passed Louisa (the woman from Doc Martin) and contemplated buying a bike to make the journey quicker. I couldn’t find my way to the school, it seemed miles away. eventually I saw the B&Q type building and a sign for the school, so I got there in the end. But I decided things in this town were too far away so I wanted to move back home.