I was watching a TV show about celebrities skydiving and doing other adrenaline challenges. One of the celebrities said in an interview afterwards that doing it once it gave you a taste for it. The only celebrity I remember was Jodie Whittaker.

There was also a woman who was a champion skipper (as in skipping along the road rather than skipping with a rope). She was on with her family, who asked if they were getting paid for it

Later, I was in a woodland area with my friend Ana and her boyfriend, who was someone famous. We were on about weird handshakes, and we developed one where we he stood facing my back and leaned against me, then I tilted forward, lowered myself down to the ground till I was lying face down. I then rolled him off to the side so he was lying face up.

There was also a guy called Danny there (a friend from school in real life) who was crushing someone’s balls with his foot.

Later, I was doing a taste test, trying both British and French water. Rather than being in glasses or bottles, the water was in plastic packaging with four compartments and a film lid. It was the sort of thing you’d find sausage rolls in. Sara Pascoe was representing the French water, and pointed out the French flag on the packet she’d brought. “It’s even got a French flag on it,” she said.

I don’t remember what happened after, but the last line of the dream was Sara Pascoe saying “What is wrong with you? Like quinoa along with other stuff, but don’t say it’s your favourite.”