Super Uncle

I became a super hero
Dressed in blue and gold
My brother Lee and I had to try and get a lamb, a cow and a chicken
We got them
I heard my nephew Max calling me
I tracked down the bad guys and interrogated them
They couldn’t feel pain
Max and grandad were in a warehouse crawling around to escape
Someone through a yellow pages on fire in there
Grandad smashed a window and lifted max out
Grandad managed to climb out just in time

I found Max In a pit
There was a ridge that curved up like a ramp, at the bottom I could reach down and get Max
I climbed in and got him out
“Right, let’s go kick some ass.”
Lee reminded me the bad guys couldn’t feel pain
I said we’d figure it out on the way