dreams
The house next door
Had a dream last night that our neighbour had moved out and mother and I had to move into her house so that somebody could move into our house. The house didn’t look like it does in real life though. The bottom floor consisted of an open plan kitchen and living room, with a spiral…
Read MoreMargot Robbie’s holiday camp
I was at a holiday camp site and Margot Robbie was one of the people running it. At one point she tried to help me download the instructions for something. Later, we went out and on the way back she was walking with a guy. I was jealous, so I decided to walk back barefoot.
Read MoreSimpsons graffiti
Nan and grandad announced they were getting a divorce and moving into care homes. The family was chatting about it and it was quite sad really. Later, I was in a car park with a bunch of kids. We moved a bunch of trollies so we could do graffiti on the pavement and someone started…
Read MoreLaura’s experiements
Goodwin and I got a taxi back to school It stopped a bit away and we had 7 minutes to get there so we had to run I went the wrong way at first When we got there, I was hungry The canteen was putting out lunch food (potatoes, veg and Yorkshire puddings) They had…
Read MoreCarrots for sale
Goodwin and I were in a bar heading to school We bumped into Matthew and Liam Matthew didn’t look to good He mentioned he’d forgotten his make up and forgotten to do his hair I joked “You May have forgotten your make up, but so has Goodwin. Next time you’re sad, think of him in…
Read MorePussycat Dolls live at Penitentiary Hall
Watching a gif of a Pussycat Dolls concert at Penitentiary Hall They were fingering themselves on stage while singing One later said that sex was about truth and she was just being honest My old friend Josh and I went to the leisure centre He needed a wee but we couldn’t get into the gym…
Read MoreThe death gamble
Ed Gamble was in a new show (or might have been real life) He’d recently lost someone he’d loved And also lost his dog His mom had bought him a new dog “I know you don’t like dead dogs, so I got you a living one” Last shot was of him on a rocky edge…
Read MoreHitler FM
I was building Lego with Max Someone said I should do it as a job I quit and started building lots of Lego Someone saw me and I got a call from the BBC saying Lego wanted to speak to me Later I was in Paris Hitler was building a radio station at the bottom…
Read MoreDeath becomes me
Trapped in a lift with a guy In a superhero movie The villain comes flying over He takes us to Death Death is just a skeleton He steals my skin and becomes me Somehow we stopped him and I got my body back Later playing random sized super hero figures with Lee and Max Daniel…
Read MoreJust over £1
Lee took me and his girlfriend Sam to KFC There was an offer on and burger and chips was only “just over £1” When we came out the car park had flooded and Sam’s car was buried People were trying to get rid of the water Lee and Sam went to get help I walked…
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