dreams – Page 17 – I am Ben Coleman

The dog magazine

I thought Mother had locked Zeta out of our house I rushed home and found she hadn’t There were lots of people in front garden Some peeing on the plants, some looking through the window I didn’t know what to do “Should I get a baseball bat and smash the window?” I thought Later, I…

The Clamberer

I was going on a coach trip with mother, nan and grandad. The coach pulled up and we got on. One man and grandad were too slow getting on and it went off without them. I asked them to go back for them and they did. I was staying in a hotel with Goodwin. It…

The supermarket fight

In a supermarket I was looking at something on a shelf at the end of an aisle A guy came and stood behind me He then dragged me down the aisle I joked along the way “Ooh, look at that pretty dress.” He went to grab my phone I span out of his lock and…

Miniature Robot Wars

I was watching a miniature version of robot wars Lee got a dog His dog played with zeta

Lee the cheat

Wasn’t a very nice dream last night. I dreamt that my brother had cheated on his girlfriend with another woman. I got mad at him and ‘disowned him as my brother’. I don’t remember much else other than that.

The Rhine Pass

Don’t remember much of this dream. A teacher took me and 3 other students to a place called The Rhine Pass. It was a part of the country where a lake split into 4 rivers, which travelled down for a few miles and then met again at the sea. We didn’t actually go there in…

Tell Me More

I was at a songwriting workshop in a big hall. It was full of ‘cool’ people, musicians who knew they were pretty good. They weren’t hipsters, but you know the type, quite confident and funky hair cuts. Anyway, for the last half hour, the tutor said it was ‘free time’ in which we could play…

Chris Evans gives bad advice

Mike and I went back to school and we managed to lie our way into an art class. We did a bit of painting until everyone left. Then Mike wanted a birthday present from the class but didn’t want anyone to give him something he didn’t want, so he had a look around and eventually…

David Mishmash

In this dream, I was watching QI. Bob Mortimer was hosting and asked the following question related to David Mitchell: “True or false, the phrase ‘mish mash’ came about as a misspelling of ‘mitchell’ He never gave the answer, he just carried on and gave a bunch of random facts. Later, Vid Reeves came out…

Ozzy’s house

At the start of last night’s dream, I came downstairs into the living room and Mike was sat on the sofa. I asked him if it was shorts weather – I was wearing shorts at the time – and he said “No, but keep them on, cos you look good.” I went upstairs and changed…