A girl called Bart

I was in a shop and they had a new cafe. I queued up and looked at the menu. I couldn’t decide what to have, so when I got to the counter I asked what the pasties were on the counter. She didn’t know, so I asked for 2 sausage rolls and she said I…

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Waiting for Karen

Mom and I had gone to somewhere beginning with F – I couldn’t remember if it was Fudgely or Fedgely – to meet my mom’s cousin, Karen, who was going to pick us up and take us back to her house. We’d gotten the train there, but we didn’t know where to wait for her.…

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The school concert

The school was putting on a concert and I was going to open the show at 5:50pm. It was also going to be streamed live on an American TV channel. I got the bus with Mom and Mike to the school. I was running late, so I ran ahead and just made it on time.…

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Jackie Chan’s flexible arms

I was in school and it was the last day, so we were all getting ready to leave. I spoke to a Polish girl who was a bit taller than me. She said she liked me she I said I liked her too but I’d been too shy to tell her. We lamented about a…

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Amazon taxis

I was at work and we were creating pieces that were going to be part of a show. I was organising illustrating a book with cutout characters. We needed about 12. A few people helped me and we got 20 done. Some were too 3D though, so I asked my boss and he said we’d…

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The dog centre

I was helping out in a new dog centre a friend had opened They looked after dogs and used it as a therapy for people to visit There was a little grand opening So we went along with our dog, a greyhound called Jet. I was asked to take photos, so I went around and…

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Penguin crash

I can’t remember most of the dream, but I do remember a bit where Oswald Cobblepot (Penguin in Batman) was giving me and Mike a lift back to my house. He parked perfectly and then accidentally reversed into a lamppost. He started cussing and we got out of the car.

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The Roman prisoner

I went to see a film and it was about a Roman gladiator/soldier who’d been imprisoned. But the film revealed that he did loads of heroic acts and then Pontius Pilate took the credit and told the stories as his own heroic acts. But now the man decided he wanted the glory, so they locked…

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Knock-off Doctor Who toys

I went up to the local shops and there was one of those shops that sells lots of random things. As I walked past I noticed some Doctor Who toys with the new branding on, so I went in to have a look. The shop had light grey walls and furnishings, and was quite sparsely…

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Karate Kayley

I attended a pitch with a couple of colleagues to try and get some work. We won the pitch but it sounded very dodgy. Later I went back and my two colleagues had been brainwashed into working on an animation for 3 days but it only felt like 3 hours. It was my turn to…

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