Food – Page 9 – I am Ben Coleman

Thorntons

I only remember two bits from it. The first, Mike and I were in Thorntons buying chocolate, and the person in front was buying a batch of cookies. And they were complaining because it was taking so long to make them (despite the fact there were loads of them on the shelf behind). So eventually…

St. Barnabas

Had a good dream. I was back in school, but it was a completely different school with all the same kids. And at one point the headmaster came into the canteen to have a go at everyone for poor standards. And he picked on a kid called Milhouse (despite the fact it was Sean Hawthorn)…

Cafe

Had a weird dream. Me and Mike were in a cafe and start getting intimidated by this man who asks if he can sit with us. Then the last line (in the dream anyway) was a punchline that everybody laughed at. But it only really worked in the dream. I’ve remembered it the best I…