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Had a dream last night where I went to karate. In real life we’d been to a karate course yesterday, so the dream’s influence is evident. When I got to karate (in the dream) our instructor, Roger, was there. He was not happy with me though. The grand master (who was at the course in…

Urinary Inception

Had a couple of dreams last night. The first was perhaps the weirdest dream I’ve ever had, but it requires some backstory. For the past few nights, our dog, Zeta, has been getting up during the night wanting to go outside. However, when mother takes her out, she just stands there and doesn’t do anything.…

The Parody

Had quite a fun dream last night. It started off I was with my family and we were on holiday somewhere. We went for a walk down by the canal and then we went to meet some ‘instructors’ at Unit 00. I’m not sure what they were going to be teaching us, but we eventually…

Californians aren’t the only ones that make that noise

The dream started off in Asda. Mother and I had stopped off to get some supplies. While Mother was queueing, I went off to get some apple juice. After searching the whole shop, I couldn’t find any, so I stopped and asked someone who worked there. They told me only ‘premium members’ can get assistance…

Three Girls and a Guitar

The dream started off with me being woken up. For some reason I had set my alarm on an old phone from about 10 years ago – despite my iPhone still working – and the phone didn’t work, so the alarm didn’t go off. Mother came into my room and told me the taxi was…

The Night Shift

Had a dream last night. It started at work, where Mak was having a meeting with Jobin and an apprentice. From what I understand in the dream, the apprentice was very good, but Mak wanted to hire Jobin, who practically told the apprentice that he’d have to go if he joined the team. The dream then…

Queen On The Run

Last night I had a series of dreams. I haven’t been dreaming a lot recently, so I was thrilled at the length and diversity of this one. It started off with Oliver Queen, aka. Green Arrow, on the run from the law. He was running through the streets late at night, hiding behind bushes and…

Monologue

Had a dream last night, quite a nice one. I was introducing mother to my new girlfriend’s family. They cooked us a Mexican meal. My girlfriend was quite annoying though cos every time I spoke to her she’d just give a monosyllabic mumble back. But she did bring up the subject of how we’d met.…

Stephanie Coral

It started when me and Mike went to some German event in town. It was outside and we were sat by the town hall. A german bloke came up and started dancing and Mike ordered a cake from him. Suddenly everyone had a blueberry cake, but it was in a pyrex jug. Mike had custard…

A Young Zooey Deschanel

It started we were in school. That’s we as in Mike and I, not we the whole of the human race. But anyway, we were back in school and doing… school things. At one point we were in the dining room and we had to use coupons to get our food and I had milk…