Sara Pascoe’s French water

I was watching a TV show about celebrities skydiving and doing other adrenaline challenges. One of the celebrities said in an interview afterwards that doing it once it gave you a taste for it. The only celebrity I remember was Jodie Whittaker. There was also a woman who was a champion skipper (as in skipping…

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The bombs

I was on a field trip with school or college. We heard on the news that a bomb had been dropped on London. More bombs were then dropped all around England. We saw ahead a bomb dropped and formed a mushroom cloud. It knocked over several rows of houses like toys. We were on a…

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Butterfly eating

Ana and I in come kind of contest. Loser had to eat a live butterfly. I lost that round. I begged Ana not to make me do it, but they assured me how easy it would be. The butterfly was really big with flowing antennae and other parts. I tried to get out of it…

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The Joker Robber

I was in town. I’d met up with Mike and our friend Nelson and was now on my own. I went to a shop called The Range, though it wasn’t like the one in real life. I had a wander round but didn’t buy anything. I couldn’t see the toy section, then I noticed there…

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Birthday Balls

Was on a course. Chatting to holly. She said you get a free hot chocolate at costa. She went down to get one, came back and said you have to buy something to get it free. I said I’d get my lunch there. Went down and said hello to Holly and her husband and kid.…

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Lego and Squid

I was in school and we were making and remaking clay sculptures. I made a couple of things, but I spent so long making them that I didn’t have time to paint them. The next class was lego building. The room had loads of Lego. I got a tray full and sat down to build.…

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Elton in the leaves

Had a dream in which Elton John was doing a music video with Ed Sheeran. Justin Beiber also made an appearance. The music video was set in a big hall and had Ed playing piano while Elton did stuff. The song was quite staccato, a bit like Benny And The Jets, but a different song…

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Benca on a London boat

I’m London with Mike and school friends. On a boat, restaurant several floors below sea level. I sat with Connor and a girl. My name card had BENC/A on it, so I pointed it out and said my name was Benca. Mike had to go back up to do his blood sugar diabetes test. I…

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Rockstar Crisps

In cafe shop. I queued up but didn’t know what I wanted. Mike and Dennis competing for my attention. Mike was hugging and licking people. I wanted an Easter chocolate . Went to look for one. Accidentally broke a rabbit ornament so I took it with me to pay for it. At home I was…

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Bush thugs

I was walking down the street when I saw some thugs heading towards me. I tried to ignore them and focussed on reading a leaflet I was holding that was given to me by one of the guys from the improv comedy class I go to in real life, called Devonte. The thugs kept following…

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