Mike – Page 4 – I am Ben Coleman

The school concert

The school was putting on a concert and I was going to open the show at 5:50pm. It was also going to be streamed live on an American TV channel. I got the bus with Mom and Mike to the school. I was running late, so I ran ahead and just made it on time.…

Amazon taxis

I was at work and we were creating pieces that were going to be part of a show. I was organising illustrating a book with cutout characters. We needed about 12. A few people helped me and we got 20 done. Some were too 3D though, so I asked my boss and he said we’d…

Penguin crash

I can’t remember most of the dream, but I do remember a bit where Oswald Cobblepot (Penguin in Batman) was giving me and Mike a lift back to my house. He parked perfectly and then accidentally reversed into a lamppost. He started cussing and we got out of the car.

Cardboard food

I was out for a family meal. When it came to dessert, Lee jokingly offered up one of Max’s toys. The waiter came back with cardboard wraps, paper mushrooms and real meat. We made them into burritos and ate them – they were surprisingly good. We then asked for real food and the waiter left…

The piano lesson

I was in Sofia, Bulgaria, with Mike and I realised I had my first piano lesson since lockdown. Mike decided we should get a taxi, only I didn’t know the way by taxi. I couldn’t remember the name of the road and after ages of driving around and looking it up on my phone, I…

Mike’s job interview

Mike went to enquire about getting a job at a mental hospital he’d once been in I went with him He started with small talk with the guy on reception and then said he wanted a job The guy laughed and said he’d need to have a meeting with the bosses We went for the…

Sutton girls and semtex

I was in Sutton and heading home from the park. I stopped off in a shop to buy some water, chocolate and giant Jammy dodgers. It was a large, open plan shop, dimly lit shop with only one girl working there. She was a polite girl, quite well spoken, with long brown hair. I put…

Alice and the spiders

In bed Looking at my mattress behind my bed There’s a tag on it that says Alice We had the mattress off someone and the girl who it previously belonged to was called Alice I spotted a spider on the wall I went downstairs and got a dustpan and brush I had a little sister…

Rastallama

Me, Mike, Lee Mack and Goodwin were going on holiday We had to catch a train A guy working at the station recognised me from last year He took me outside and showed me he’d written my name on a green postbox (which was already covered in names) I took some photos and got Mike…

Batwoman’s ukuleles

I was in a supermarket looking for a few things The staff were all on blue tops They were playing a big game around the shop where they had to avoid each other It was somehow related to die hard -I knew the last person to survive would be Bruce Willis’ character I teamed up…