The Ortega blind date

I was at school and saw Jenny Ortega (the actress who plays Wednesday). The school was doing blind dates, so I signed up for it. I went on a couple, including one with a guy who insisted we carry a big giant mat around town. Then finally I got a date with Jenny. We cycled…

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With Morecambe and Wise interviewing people. I stepped in to be silly. “Are you applying for the cleaning job?” I asked a doll. “Don’t so it, it’s a rubbish job!” Later I was in a comedy class with my old teacher from a stand up curse I did in real life, James. He asked for…

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Dreamt last night that I went round to a friend’s house. It was a girl I knew that had a boyfriend already. We chatted for a while and ended up quite close together, sitting face to face with me cross legged and her legs around mine. She then tried to kiss me. I really wanted…

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The flu jabs

Mom and I went out walking. I mentioned I’d found an old game and wanted to play it, so asked her to keep an eye out for any shops that might sell old games. We stopped to get mom’s flu jab. The nurse pointed out that it might cause death. I said to a guy…

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Butterfly eating

Ana and I in come kind of contest. Loser had to eat a live butterfly. I lost that round. I begged Ana not to make me do it, but they assured me how easy it would be. The butterfly was really big with flowing antennae and other parts. I tried to get out of it…

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The Joker Robber

I was in town. I’d met up with Mike and our friend Nelson and was now on my own. I went to a shop called The Range, though it wasn’t like the one in real life. I had a wander round but didn’t buy anything. I couldn’t see the toy section, then I noticed there…

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Pink haired parkour

My family and I were in a restaurant choosing between desserts – I think it was different flavour bau buns, as I’d seen them on The Apprentice in real life that evening. I had on that was lemon and blueberry. Nan took ages to order, ruling out each flavour and with a detailed description why,…

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The cloakroom

I was with Wonder Woman and Hulk fighting bad guys and running through the streets tracking down these little boxes with flashing lights that we had to destroy. Once we’d got them all, we climbed a building and then had the make a big jump to get to a flying ship. I hopped on Wonder…

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The girl on the course

At home watching a film with the family while we were eating – pizza I think. I went upstairs for something, and when I came back down, the TV was off. Someone suggested we watched something else, but my brother said we were already watching this film. I think it was a horror or crime…

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The magic food

In the dream I woke up and was bored, so I played on my phone. I found a QR code to scan to show my recent orders. I scanned it and accidentally clicked reorder on some food I had earlier. I was about to cancel it, but I looked down and it was there in…

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