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The offensive U

I was in the office at work talking to my boss, Dave, about the singer and comedian Boothby Graffoe (check him out!). Dave said he didn’t think he was that funny anymore and I agreed that his early material was better. Dave told me about an old friend of his, a comedian that he would…

The blue blazer

Can’t remember much of last night’s dream. We were going out for a meal with the karate guys and I’d decided to wear navy blue jeans and a navy blue blazer (which I own in real life). My mother pulled a face at the outfit, so I asked her what was wrong with it. She…

The flirty blonde

I was on the train sat next to a nice blonde girl. She was really flirty and I was quite shy. She asked me to read to her and then later asked if I liked sitting next to her. I casually said yes and she said “Is that it?” So I said “What, you want…

Walsall council tenancy

I was in my room with comedian Lou Sanders. She was offering to teach me about different types of orgasms, but the light was off and I was too busy trying to find a pair of pants. Then the doorbell went and I left her in my room to go and open it. As I…

News and scaffolding

Gush and I were in a canteen and the woman serving asked me what kind of potatoes I wanted. I asked for roast potatoes but she said they didn’t have any, so I asked for chips instead. “What kind?” she said. And I exclaimed, “Why are there so many varieties of potato?!” There were three…

The karate bully

Had a dream last night in which I was at karate. There were two kids, a little younger than me, who were bullying all the little kids. One of them was a big, beefy guy, the other was a thinner, shorter guy with black hair. I was fed up of seeing them picking on the…

Black Coco Pops

I was a superhero in a team and we were infiltrating an office in the city. The villain had set up a trap so that when someone lit their cigarette, it would explode. However, we didn’t know who the victim was. We asked everyone who smoked and narrowed it down to one girl. I went…

Avengers at karate

I was at karate and the usual people were there, but Paul Rudd and Anthony Mackie (who play Ant-Man and Falcon in the Marvel films) were there too. I don’t think they were in character, but later Brandon Routh, in character as Ray Palmer from the DC shows, turned up wearing his Atom suit. We…

Slapping in the train station

I was at a train station on the concourse and trying to get through security. There were lots of different scanners (the doorframe type things with the metal detectors on) going off in different directions and I wasn’t sure which one to go through. I picked one at random, but then realised that it was…

Linda Perry

I was working on an animation project in a team where two people had just quit. They’d left because a woman called Linda Perry had been unbearable to work with. It was my job to tell the press they’d left without saying they’d quit. Later in the dream, Shirley from coronation street was returning to…