The Drowned Dog

Had a dream last night in which I was with Michael Stipe and Mike Mills (both formerly of R.E.M.) and we were looking for someone who was lost at sea. I dived in and swam around to see what I could see. After a while I noticed something on the seabed. I swam down and…

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Sherlock Holmes and the Uncomfortable Car Journey

Had a bit of an odd dream last night, as it played out as a Sherlock Holmes story, with Jeremy Brett (who played Sherlock in the ITV series) as Moriarty and Richard E. Grant as Sherlock. I was there as well as Sherlock’s sidekick. I wasn’t Watson, just some guy with him. In the dream,…

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Dirty Eyes

Had a dream last night where I was talking to my brother, Lee, and his friend, Matt. As we were talking, a girl walked past. Matt pointed out that she had crumbs on her face and ‘dirty eyes.’ Despite this, I was rather fond of her. She walked past three times and waved. I decided…

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Like YouTube videos, only better

I had a dream last night in which I went to Mike’s house. It was two days before my birthday – that’s not important to the dream and it’s never mentioned, but still. We wrote a bit of a song and planned to record it. However, when I turned around he had gone missing. I…

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The Unacceptable Golf Course

This dream started with me at school telling some teachers about my new job. It then moved onto me at a golf course. It was quite a posh place. Laura was there with a disabled friend in a wheelchair. They asked a man who worked there for help with something and Laura complained that the…

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California Larry

In this dream, something had happened and I had to go into witness protection with Gush and three others. They called me on the phone and told me I will be moving to California. I told them I have 4 friends that are like family to me and I can’t leave them. The say I…

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Laura the Muppet

Had a dream last night in which Laura came to my house. We played some games on the PlayStation and then I showed her the music room with all my instruments in. The lights in the room weren’t working, so I tried to fix the lamp. After I’d got it working, Laura played the piano…

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Bring Me Sunshine

Had a dream last night in which a lot happened, but I remember very little of it apart from the ending. Mike and I had gone shopping. It was late and the shopping centre had shut and all the lights were off. We were in one of the shops – I don’t know if we’d…

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Doing the can-can in Clintons

Had a dream last night in which a lot happened, but I can only remember the last bit. I was staying in a hotel in a dodgy part of Digbeth (it didn’t look anything like Digbeth, but it was close to the Bullring so I knew it was) and I was walking into town. It…

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The Melting Yorkshire Puddings

Had a dream last night that was nice because it wasn’t anything crazy, it was just with my family and friends. In the dream, Laura came to mine for tea. Lee, Nan, Grandad and Mike were there too, all helping out preparing the food. At one point they were talking about me and I came…

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