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Sean Lock is a man

The world was under attack by several creatures from film and TV, with the two main ones being the Daleks and witches and wizards from Harry Potter. The adult population were slaughtered, with kids being allowed to live as they could be trained. Meanwhile, in another room, I was watching Spider-Man: No Way Home with…

The Japanese Factory

I went to Japan with a college group. I had a Japanese friend with us. I went exploring, didn’t see much. I followed a map down a road where I waited and called my friend to meet me. He gave me the number for our hotel, which was 123456 12345. I kept getting it wrong…

Birthday meal at Moosches

I was on stage with Lee Mack in a small, intimate room. I was his assistant for part of his act. For one bit I had to hold up a sanding block and pretend to sand something down. The joke was that it was supposed to have already been sanded and it would take ages…

A girl called Bart

I was in a shop and they had a new cafe. I queued up and looked at the menu. I couldn’t decide what to have, so when I got to the counter I asked what the pasties were on the counter. She didn’t know, so I asked for 2 sausage rolls and she said I…

Waiting for Karen

Mom and I had gone to somewhere beginning with F – I couldn’t remember if it was Fudgely or Fedgely – to meet my mom’s cousin, Karen, who was going to pick us up and take us back to her house. We’d gotten the train there, but we didn’t know where to wait for her.…

Cardboard food

I was out for a family meal. When it came to dessert, Lee jokingly offered up one of Max’s toys. The waiter came back with cardboard wraps, paper mushrooms and real meat. We made them into burritos and ate them – they were surprisingly good. We then asked for real food and the waiter left…

Gush’s chocolate biscuits

I was watching a shopping channel where they were showing off a new dog collar on TV. While the man was presenting, the dog did a wee on the carpet. The presenter was horrified. Later, I was at college and my friend Gush was telling someone how he was going to make and sell his…

Pancakes for Bane

In last night’s dream, I was making pancakes for Bane from Batman. That’s it. That’s all I remember.

The bacon and cheese egg roll

I went to a big indoor market with my family. We wandered around for a while before we actually started looking at the stalls. I’d been here before and remembered finding a stall selling Doctor Who stuff, so I tried to find somewhere selling some. I found one place that had some packs of trading…

The cafe girl

Mom and I went to a cafe. There was a really nice girl behind the counter who looked like Zendaya when she played MJ in Sider-man, and was similarly cool and quiet. We somehow got talking and hit it off. I’d seen they had live music there, so asked if there was any opportunities for…