Friends – Page 7 – I am Ben Coleman

Assangerie

In last night’s dream, I was at a ‘weird clothing expo’ with Goodwin. We went around and looked at various things including hats and t-shirts and tried a few things on. I also saw some Doctor Who figures and I wanted to buy a figure of Ace because it was only £8, but I went…

Can Of Cheese

This dream was based in school. It wasn’t one that I’ve been to in real life, but it was definitely a school. There was a foreign girl there called Lana who I rather liked. I kept trying to get her attention and smiling at her, but she just ignored me. A girl called Sarah (from…

Zooey’s Anomoly

Had a dream last night that started with me and Goodwin walking over some hills to get to town. When we arrived, there was a concert going on and a man was rapping an infomercial for some cleaning product. After that act, I got on stage to join in a play that Zooey Deschanel was…

Settle down, off you go

The dream started off in a Harry Potter scene where Filch had arrested me and Mike – as a really bad version of Harry and Ron – chained us up and put us in a pit with things trying to grab us. Somehow we must have escaped, because the next thing I knew I was…

8 Legged Man

Had a dream last night that started with me receiving a letter telling me that I had won two awards from my primary school for attendance and punctuality. Despite having left many years ago, there was apparently nobody else in the school at the time with a good attendance/punctuality rate, so I got the awards.…

The Photography of Michael Goodwin Esquire

Had a dream last night that started with me and Mike going to college. His brother, Jim, was driving us, but he was getting quite angry at the other drivers on the road. Several times he tried to cut them up and was swearing out the window while Mike and his dad yelled at him…

A Bushy Scarf

In this dream, I was at a shopping with Mike and an old school friend called Dennis. Mike was wearing a long scarf and I was wearing a short one. Mike complained that he wanted a bushy scarf. Dennis was not wearing a scarf at all. At one point, Dennis grabbed the glove and fork…

Presentations and conversations

The dream started in school during a Geography lesson. We were tasked with giving a presentation on a country. I was given Syria and partnered with (comedian) Sean Lock. While I tried to do a serious presentation, he just replaced everything with animated GIFs. Within the presentation, we also had to write a poem and…

The Shark Play

Had a dream that I can’t remember, so here’s the notes: We’re at school production of a play about sharks Josh plays the lead Patch Adams type character who gets quiet kids involved Like forming a conga line Football game and quiet We talk with teachers Meanwhile We buy a giant dog (like Clifford)…

Duct Tape

Had a dream last night that I can’t remember. The notes didn’t really help much, but here they are: In work Animation Guy working with us Visit a school Library Showing Jamie photos of me and Goodwin Outside Ccw wrestlers fighting for real One in fountain Mak delivegan School Danny Campbell and mr Henderson…