Girls – Page 3 – I am Ben Coleman

A girl called Bart

I was in a shop and they had a new cafe. I queued up and looked at the menu. I couldn’t decide what to have, so when I got to the counter I asked what the pasties were on the counter. She didn’t know, so I asked for 2 sausage rolls and she said I…

Jackie Chan’s flexible arms

I was in school and it was the last day, so we were all getting ready to leave. I spoke to a Polish girl who was a bit taller than me. She said she liked me she I said I liked her too but I’d been too shy to tell her. We lamented about a…

Karate Kayley

I attended a pitch with a couple of colleagues to try and get some work. We won the pitch but it sounded very dodgy. Later I went back and my two colleagues had been brainwashed into working on an animation for 3 days but it only felt like 3 hours. It was my turn to…

Another present later

I was at a concert. The singer handed the microphone to an audience member, who was a new bride. She tried to sing but it didn’t work. I noticed it was turned off, so I took it and turned it on, giving it her back. She was delighted she could sing and be heard. A…

Stef Primpel

I was in town shopping in town with a guy called Connor I knew from school. We met up in a shopping centre and went to go down on the lift, but we called the wrong one which was the service lift that was out of order. We went down the stairs instead. On the…

The cafe girl

Mom and I went to a cafe. There was a really nice girl behind the counter who looked like Zendaya when she played MJ in Sider-man, and was similarly cool and quiet. We somehow got talking and hit it off. I’d seen they had live music there, so asked if there was any opportunities for…

Sutton girls and semtex

I was in Sutton and heading home from the park. I stopped off in a shop to buy some water, chocolate and giant Jammy dodgers. It was a large, open plan shop, dimly lit shop with only one girl working there. She was a polite girl, quite well spoken, with long brown hair. I put…

Just over £1

Lee took me and his girlfriend Sam to KFC There was an offer on and burger and chips was only “just over £1” When we came out the car park had flooded and Sam’s car was buried People were trying to get rid of the water Lee and Sam went to get help I walked…

Alice and the spiders

In bed Looking at my mattress behind my bed There’s a tag on it that says Alice We had the mattress off someone and the girl who it previously belonged to was called Alice I spotted a spider on the wall I went downstairs and got a dustpan and brush I had a little sister…

Rastallama

Me, Mike, Lee Mack and Goodwin were going on holiday We had to catch a train A guy working at the station recognised me from last year He took me outside and showed me he’d written my name on a green postbox (which was already covered in names) I took some photos and got Mike…