Posts Tagged ‘Jokes’
With Morecambe and Wise interviewing people. I stepped in to be silly. “Are you applying for the cleaning job?” I asked a doll. “Don’t so it, it’s a rubbish job!” Later I was in a comedy class with my old teacher from a stand up curse I did in real life, James. He asked for…
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I was doing an improv routine with a girl in front of a hall full of people. We were pretending we loved body augmentation and were wanting bigger breasts. It wasn’t that good and they weren’t laughing, so we wanted to stop. But the audience said they liked the characters. So we ran to the…
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Goodwin and I were out shopping. I had a list of things to buy, but he only had a short amount of time. He suggested we go to Poundland to get the board game, but I wanted to get that from a toy shop. We went somewhere to get some snacks and we each picked…
Read MoreEmotion and run
I was sat outside talking to Mike and a girl called Sarah – although it was actually my cousin Sam, but younger and better looking. We were on about a TV show and Mike mentioned that Gok Wan came to stay with a couple to assess them, and one of the things he was looking…
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At a big play centre with max and his friends. There was a big play area – a padded playground, like a giant quilt – and a row of seats along a wall where people were sat. There were some kid-sized bikes that looked like motorbikes and normal bikes. Max kept riding into people on…
Read MoreWarsolm
I don’t remember much from last night’s dream except for one really weird joke. I was at a meal with grandad, nan, mother and Goodwin. At one point, Grandad turned to Goodwin and said, “Do you want to go to Warsolm for some war?” In the dream, this was hilarious. Warsolm – I somehow knew that was…
Read MoreA boy called cushion
Had a dream last night where I was on a school trip to Walsall. My mother was also there and she went shopping. She later told me she’d managed to get all the presents she wanted. I don’t remember much of the trip, but on the train back, I sat with Goodwin and a guy…
Read MoreThe long shortcut
I can’t remember much of last night’s dream, other than that we I was back at school with all the kids I used to know. We were going to an event somewhere, in France I think. At one point we were walking to the event. I saw what I thought was a shortcut, but it…
Read MoreThe Roald Dahl Joke
I’m currently in Cardiff and sharing a room with some friends. As I often do when in this situation, I told them last night that I was planning to dream that I was on Roald Dahl Plas and suggested they try and dream about being there too so that we could try and enter each…
Read MoreDinner with the two Ronnies
Had a dream last night that ended on a great punchline. In the dream, I was cooking dinner for the two Ronnies (Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett). There was quite a conversation with, as you would expect, a lot of jokes. The only part I can remember though was when I asked how they felt…
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