Notes – Page 2 – I am Ben Coleman

Alice and the spiders

In bed Looking at my mattress behind my bed There’s a tag on it that says Alice We had the mattress off someone and the girl who it previously belonged to was called Alice I spotted a spider on the wall I went downstairs and got a dustpan and brush I had a little sister…

Attack of the Google man

I was part of the crew on a spaceship I spent most of the time in my room We went down to earth I watched a programme about an old soap It was talking about a character called Ada Bailey who was always trying to get off with the men I told someone how Rimmer…

Rastallama

Me, Mike, Lee Mack and Goodwin were going on holiday We had to catch a train A guy working at the station recognised me from last year He took me outside and showed me he’d written my name on a green postbox (which was already covered in names) I took some photos and got Mike…

The gaming expo

My friend Nadine and I were going to a gaming expo We walked down the road, then crossed over and started walking back down I asked why Nadine said we’d passed the place I asked “Why not just walk back?” she said “We’re going back round in a circle.” Before we crossed the busy road,…

Super Uncle

I became a super hero Dressed in blue and gold My brother Lee and I had to try and get a lamb, a cow and a chicken We got them I heard my nephew Max calling me I tracked down the bad guys and interrogated them They couldn’t feel pain Max and grandad were in…

The supermarket fight

In a supermarket I was looking at something on a shelf at the end of an aisle A guy came and stood behind me He then dragged me down the aisle I joked along the way “Ooh, look at that pretty dress.” He went to grab my phone I span out of his lock and…

Miniature Robot Wars

I was watching a miniature version of robot wars Lee got a dog His dog played with zeta

Firestorm flees

Had rather a sad dream last night where my brother, Lee, left his girlfriend, Sam. Despite having two kids together, there was another girl that Lee had seen and he wanted to go out with her instead, so he left Sam. I hated him for it, and whenever I saw him I gave him evil…

The twelve string ukulele

Had a dream last night and there was a bit I remembered when I woke up and I’ve since forgotten, but now I remember a different part. I was in a bar with a friend and there was a girl there playing music. I had a ukulele with me so I showed her and she…

Meg for daughter

Had a dream last night and I can’t make out the notes, so here they are: Chris Kiernan bowl haircut Have to help make tea for his son On the beach in the house 3 gates Having to redirect people Grandad on boat Using pin machine to type up dream Go to cinema Tiny…