dreams
The boy and the BFG
I had a dream involving Roald Dahl’s BFG. He was in his house chasing a young human boy around. He thought it was Sophie (the girl from the book) so he was chasing in a playful way, but the boy was running away, along the beams and tables. Before long, they’d ransacked the whole room.…
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Had a dream last night in which I was on the phone to my old friend Josh. I was reminding him of all the times he’d bullied me, but it soon transpired that he wasn’t listening to me. Apparently, he was watching James Bond themed porn with his mother. I handed the phone to Mike…
Read MoreA forgotten carpentry workshop
I can’t really remember much of last night’s dream. My mother and I were visiting our friend Teresa at a large office space where she was running a carpentry workshop. There was also a boy making a pottery dish. That’s all I remember. I think there was also some dispute about something at some point.
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Had a dream last night in which started at this big cinema where I was going to see a film with some friends. I don’t remember the film we were going to see, but it was on for 2 hours. There were three time slots: 1pm, 3pm and 5pm. We got tickets for 1pm. After…
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Had a dream in which I was on holiday with Goodwin. I can’t remember where and the dream didn’t focus too much on the holiday, it was set just after we’d returned. We decided instead of going to work, we’d get a new job. It was a marketing agency round by the Custard Factory. The…
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Had a dream last night, but it’s not really worth writing up for the tiny amount of it that I remember. Basically, mother and I were at her friend’s house and we were there with my nephew, Max, only Max was a girl. We were bathing Max in the sink. That’s it. That’s all I…
Read MoreIt’s a dreamin’ thing
Had a dream last night that I was in a recording studio that was inside a school classroom. I had been asked to record a few of my own songs, but most of the dream was dealing with interruptions and distractions stopping me from doing so. Sometimes I’d forget the lyrics, sometimes the woman recording…
Read MoreThe Roald Dahl Joke
I’m currently in Cardiff and sharing a room with some friends. As I often do when in this situation, I told them last night that I was planning to dream that I was on Roald Dahl Plas and suggested they try and dream about being there too so that we could try and enter each…
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Had a dream last night in which I was in town with Goodwin. We were going to a council building to speak to them about an issue I was having. We stood outside the building and didn’t know where to go or who to speak to. I spotted a man who looked quite important and…
Read MoreHarley and Boomerang
Had a dream last night in which I was on a beach with Harley Quinn and Captain Boomerang. We were helping the police (who were dressed in blue with black caps) capture a group of criminals (who were dressed in black with blue caps). The aim was to hit the criminal on the head with…
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