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Johnny Rotten’s fake solo

I was at a Christmas fair with mom. We went into a hall where a band playing their new song. The lead singer was a guy playing a ukulele, there was another guy who was playing a ukulele with a spatula, a man on a banjolele, a tea chest bass and, finally, Johnny Rotten on…

The end of the world blackout

I was watching a film in which Chris Pratt’s character was being chased by a policeman who caught him. He was then sent in part of a mission on a space station. They had to deliver a rubber duck to a man called Sebastian (played by Kevin Bacon) in order to stop him somehow. A…

Endansia

Mom, Mike and I went to see a show at a small theatre. We got there early and Mike realised he’d forgotten his milk in the taxi. I went back to get it for him and the taxi started driving off while I was inside. The driver was Jonathan Crane (from DC comics) and a…

The mind touch facility

Man in a futuristic facility. You went into a booth, someone dressed in red robes touched your head. They could go to your past and either watch or influence by controlling your mind. A man went and saw part of his life, but then the session was over. The man in red left the booth.…

Celebratory cake

Steve Coogan. Friends on the radio talking about him. He has a celebratory cake that he takes a slice and then puts the rest in tin foil or the fridge for alter. He also gets a bit box of chocolates and takes all the white chocolate ones out. They came round and we’re laughing about…

Birthday Balls

Was on a course. Chatting to holly. She said you get a free hot chocolate at costa. She went down to get one, came back and said you have to buy something to get it free. I said I’d get my lunch there. Went down and said hello to Holly and her husband and kid.…

Lee Mack and the superheroes

At a meal. Gush sat next to me. Young girl and her family came. She said I looked ready to adopt. I said “I am. We’re adopting you, didn’t your mom tell you? Only joking.” We all had flutes and I tried to play the Harry Potter theme on mine but couldn’t. I was eating…

Mom loses it

Going out with mom. Her legs gave way so bad to go in a wheelchair. I mentioned I’d seen her listen to a QI podcast, she swore she’d never heard of it. I dropped my hat and went back and got it. She took it off me and threw it away. Then she started throwing…

I was in the Beatles

I was in the Beatles with John, Paul and George – I was kind of Ringo, and acted like him a bit, but I played bass. It was a few years into the Beatles, when they were famous, and we were playing at a ballroom. There were lots of excited fans. We wanted to go…

The music girl

I was in a school or office building. I walked past a room and saw a girl tidying away lots of recording equipment. I asked if she needed help and she ignored me. I went to leave, but wasn’t sure if she’d heard me, so I asked again and she just looked and smiled. I…