dreams – Page 9 – I am Ben Coleman

The milliwasp

I had a few dreams, but I was rudely awoken so I only remember the last bit. I was in my room and saw a bug on the window. It was like a cross between a millipede and a wasp, long body with big wings. As it slowly crawled down, I decided to trap it…

Blind Blackbird

In the first part of the dream I was at home and getting ready for karate. There was a new guy training and I’d invited him to ours before class for a cuppa. He came round and had a drink and a chat. Sensei Len also turned up to give us a lift and I…

The bum toucher

Mike and I were at a bar queueing up to do something at a desk. I suddenly felt a hand squeeze my bum. I turned around and there were two middle aged ladies – one with long blonde hair and the other with shorter brown hair – and the blonde had her hand on my…

The invisible trousers

I was watching a talent show on TV and the act was a guy who bulged his eyes out in time to music. Mom was watching too but she found it creepy. The man had appeared on the show the year before too, and it showed a clip of him performing. As he did his…

The high and low drug

There was a drug going round that made you go “high” and then brought you down on a real big “low”. I was working with an older woman and young man to try and stop it. I overheard her talking on the phone to him saying she’d got sone more and inviting him round to…

Sean Lock is a man

The world was under attack by several creatures from film and TV, with the two main ones being the Daleks and witches and wizards from Harry Potter. The adult population were slaughtered, with kids being allowed to live as they could be trained. Meanwhile, in another room, I was watching Spider-Man: No Way Home with…

The secret code

There was a bit where some characters found a secret code from their parents hidden in a letter. If you took every second letter and read it down vertically, it spelled out a message, and continued to every third letter and then every fourth. It was very impressive that it made sense both in the…

The Japanese Factory

I went to Japan with a college group. I had a Japanese friend with us. I went exploring, didn’t see much. I followed a map down a road where I waited and called my friend to meet me. He gave me the number for our hotel, which was 123456 12345. I kept getting it wrong…

Birthday meal at Moosches

I was on stage with Lee Mack in a small, intimate room. I was his assistant for part of his act. For one bit I had to hold up a sanding block and pretend to sand something down. The joke was that it was supposed to have already been sanded and it would take ages…

The hotels

I was on holiday abroad in some European country and staying in a nice hotel. Halfway through the trip I changed to another hotel. On the last day, I went out somewhere and then got a taxi back to the hotel to get my things. However, I went to the first hotel by mistake and…