The dirty beanbag

It was our last day on a holiday abroad. Travelling back by coach, I was amazed by the view of the mountains. We got a boat back the rest of the way. Freddie Mercury was on there, but him when he was dying, he looked very ill. I wanted to go outside to get fresh…

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Dalek

They were remaking old Doctor Who episodes and this one was the 2005 Ninth Doctor episode, Dalek, with Christopher Eccleston as the Doctor and Billie Piper as Rose. The doctor and Rose visited where I was working. Someone showed them round and the Doctor saw the Dalek roaming around level 7. He ran inside and…

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Lenka and the cybermen

Mike and I went to an event (comic con?) we weren’t getting much notice so we dressed as cybermen. Mike as a new one, me as a Mondasian one. I had to walk very slowly. Someone early bumped into us so I tried to grab Mike and pull myself away but ended up swinging him…

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Johnny Rotten’s fake solo

I was at a Christmas fair with mom. We went into a hall where a band playing their new song. The lead singer was a guy playing a ukulele, there was another guy who was playing a ukulele with a spatula, a man on a banjolele, a tea chest bass and, finally, Johnny Rotten on…

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The end of the world blackout

I was watching a film in which Chris Pratt’s character was being chased by a policeman who caught him. He was then sent in part of a mission on a space station. They had to deliver a rubber duck to a man called Sebastian (played by Kevin Bacon) in order to stop him somehow. A…

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Celebratory cake

Steve Coogan. Friends on the radio talking about him. He has a celebratory cake that he takes a slice and then puts the rest in tin foil or the fridge for alter. He also gets a bit box of chocolates and takes all the white chocolate ones out. They came round and we’re laughing about…

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Lee Mack and the superheroes

At a meal. Gush sat next to me. Young girl and her family came. She said I looked ready to adopt. I said “I am. We’re adopting you, didn’t your mom tell you? Only joking.” We all had flutes and I tried to play the Harry Potter theme on mine but couldn’t. I was eating…

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I was in the Beatles

I was in the Beatles with John, Paul and George – I was kind of Ringo, and acted like him a bit, but I played bass. It was a few years into the Beatles, when they were famous, and we were playing at a ballroom. There were lots of excited fans. We wanted to go…

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Lego and Squid

I was in school and we were making and remaking clay sculptures. I made a couple of things, but I spent so long making them that I didn’t have time to paint them. The next class was lego building. The room had loads of Lego. I got a tray full and sat down to build.…

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Together We’ll Be Okay

I was in a smallish hall with lots of people sat on rows of seats. They were putting on a little show and getting people from the audience to do routines. My colleague, Jacob, got up and did something. I can’t remember if it was a song or a dramatic reading, but it was pretty…

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