Celebrity – Page 3 – I am Ben Coleman

Dumbledore’s fluff

In the great hall. Having a meeting with Dumbledore. A kid called Jake stuck some white fluff to Dumbledore’s hand without him noticing. Another kid tried to get it off but caught Dumbledore’s attention. He was mad and assumed it was me. I pleaded with him and told him I knew who’d done it. I…

Elton in the leaves

Had a dream in which Elton John was doing a music video with Ed Sheeran. Justin Beiber also made an appearance. The music video was set in a big hall and had Ed playing piano while Elton did stuff. The song was quite staccato, a bit like Benny And The Jets, but a different song…

The blue ceiling

In my dream I woke up at 3am. I went out for a walk and bumped into Dennis from school. We went to a hotel restaurant and sat down. There were a few other people from school there. Dennis asked if I wanted anything and I said no at first, but then fancied some apple…

Lou’s owl impression

I was simultaneously in and telling a story with a few other people. I was in a sort of trench with comedian Lou Sanders and a another guy. I began, “One day, Princess Halle was walking through the woods.” The dream then showed Halle walking through the woods and the three of us made sound…

Taskmaster and cakes

I was appearing on the next series of Taskmaster. I was in a house with the other contestants. The only one I remember was Nadine Coyle (formerly of Girls Aloud). She asked me something, but I can’t remember what now. It was quite late, and the others were still up and about, but I decided…

Karate toilets

I was at home getting ready to go to karate. I had the TV on and saw on the news that Boris Johnson was being interviewed in what looked like the leisure centre we go to for karate. At first I thought it was the same hall as our dojo, but it looked quite different.…

Dave’s birthday

In the first part of the dream, I was at a school and walking back to class when I saw Voldemort behind me. I knew he was after me but hadn’t seen me, so I ran into the school and up to a room at the very top of the building where I could hide.…

Emotion and run

I was sat outside talking to Mike and a girl called Sarah – although it was actually my cousin Sam, but younger and better looking. We were on about a TV show and Mike mentioned that Gok Wan came to stay with a couple to assess them, and one of the things he was looking…

The crowded shop

It was my birthday. I was at karate taking photos of people in various poses. I was told off by Dawn French, who was there for some reason, because one was showing hitting, which wasn’t one of the set positions. She explained it was wrong. Later, I was sitting with a bunch of people and…

Trump videos

At a big play centre with max and his friends. There was a big play area – a padded playground, like a giant quilt – and a row of seats along a wall where people were sat. There were some kid-sized bikes that looked like motorbikes and normal bikes. Max kept riding into people on…