Celebrity – Page 7 – I am Ben Coleman

Ozzy’s house

At the start of last night’s dream, I came downstairs into the living room and Mike was sat on the sofa. I asked him if it was shorts weather – I was wearing shorts at the time – and he said “No, but keep them on, cos you look good.” I went upstairs and changed…

The great glass toilet

The taxi came for work and I got ready to go out to work. I wanted to go barefoot, but mother made me go and get some socks on. Instead of going to work, the taxi took me to a restaurant that Gordon Ramsay was working at. I needed the toilet and asked someone where…

The offensive U

I was in the office at work talking to my boss, Dave, about the singer and comedian Boothby Graffoe (check him out!). Dave said he didn’t think he was that funny anymore and I agreed that his early material was better. Dave told me about an old friend of his, a comedian that he would…

Walsall council tenancy

I was in my room with comedian Lou Sanders. She was offering to teach me about different types of orgasms, but the light was off and I was too busy trying to find a pair of pants. Then the doorbell went and I left her in my room to go and open it. As I…

Avengers at karate

I was at karate and the usual people were there, but Paul Rudd and Anthony Mackie (who play Ant-Man and Falcon in the Marvel films) were there too. I don’t think they were in character, but later Brandon Routh, in character as Ray Palmer from the DC shows, turned up wearing his Atom suit. We…

A drunken Ramsay

On my way home from somewhere, I bumped into 3 people I knew from school. One of them spotted me and said hello. My hair was very messy and I decided to purposely be a bit weird, so I said hello and introduced my ‘imaginary friend’ next to me. I gave my friend a little…

Charlie Pasquale

I was in a theatre with mother and a few friends. We were going to see Dave Gorman, but we were running a bit late. We had seats in the middle, but because we were late it was dark, so we just sat in the seats at the side. Dave was already on stage and…

The billennial bridge

Had a dream in which I was at a college by a beach. They’d recently renovated the communal area with a few small touches. For example, there was a gravel area which they’d added little roads into and a Scalextric into. I’d made friends with a kid in a wheelchair and another kid. We went…

The Snapchat Spy

In last night’s dream, Goodwin and I were walking home from town. As we were walking down a long stretch of road that curved round slightly, we saw a man holding a gun and muttering to himself. We tried to turn around without getting his attention. He spotted Goodwin straight away and spotted me as…

Lunch with Elton

I had a dream last night in which I was having lunch with Elton John. Apparently I was looking for a musician to help produce and promote a song I’d written. My friend Gush was also there with his mother. We greeted each other, sat down and ordered. We were quite hungry, but we just…