Friends – Page 9 – I am Ben Coleman

Paris

I was looking for a day trip for Mike’s birthday. Found one on Amazon called “Places in Leeds that changed the world beginning with M”. They had all the other letters (except Z, but including X). Mother thought it was a silly idea. I went to Paris for 2 days on my own. Wimpole Wit…

Minehead

Mike and I – went on a trip to a place not dissimilar to Minehead. And we were staying with a family who later turned out to be vampire mobsters. And at one point they sent me out to buy something for them with a ‘10050 drachma note’. I think drachma is a real currency,…

Katy Perry Cameo

At one point Mike and I were going to see a show. And we were staying in a hotel. When I went up to my room – cos I’d forgotten my wallet – Katy Perry was sitting outside. So then I went in the room and got my wallet and she came in and asked…

A Hard Day’s Night

Had a rather interesting dream. I can’t remember all of it so I’ll say what I can. At one point I got off a train to meet a man and a woman somewhere. They were on the other platform. So as I walked to the stairs to the exit, I showed them a leaflet I…

IT Room

I had a dream last night. As is often the case in my dreams, I was back at school. All the people from school were there. Dennis Wheelan was trying to break a massive pack of polos by leaning them against the wall and running at them (don’t ask). And we had new timetables. My…

Teaching Assistant

Had a weird dream where Mike and I were at a primary school. We were like teaching assistants. And on this particular day we were playing pirates and the kids had weapons and one kid stabbed me in the hand so I punched him in the face. And there was another kid who wore a…

Portfolios

Had a dream of two parts. Part 1 The first was I was at karate and then after I went to a party, but I didn’t have time to change so I had my karate gi on underneath my clothes. And I saw this guy and I decided I had to stop him for some…

Out of the Window

It started I was back in school. Which was nice, was with a few old faces. Until, at one point a teacher got very angry with a disruptive child, Keifer, picked him up, shouted “Get out!” And threw him at an open window, which he promptly fell out of. Of course it was a 3rd…

London Art

I had a weird dream. Mike, Josh and I were in London. And we were doing some big art project. And we had to make a fence with panels that rotated but we could take off and change. So we were working on that. I built a prototype that was really good and then Elsie…

Series

Had a series of dreams last night. It started where my grandad took me to Blackpool. We didn’t do much, went in a music arcade. And I bought Mike a joke book that also had trivia about 1900s variety acts. (A few other things happened here but I can’t remember them) Then I found out…