Goodwin – Page 2 – I am Ben Coleman

Rastallama

Me, Mike, Lee Mack and Goodwin were going on holiday We had to catch a train A guy working at the station recognised me from last year He took me outside and showed me he’d written my name on a green postbox (which was already covered in names) I took some photos and got Mike…

The Clamberer

I was going on a coach trip with mother, nan and grandad. The coach pulled up and we got on. One man and grandad were too slow getting on and it went off without them. I asked them to go back for them and they did. I was staying in a hotel with Goodwin. It…

Dogs up the ring

I was up the ring (a little local park) with mother. There were several dogs, so we played with them for a while and then mother went to get a cup of tea. When mother came back I checked my phone and the time was 08:14, meaning the taxi for work was picking me up…

News and scaffolding

Gush and I were in a canteen and the woman serving asked me what kind of potatoes I wanted. I asked for roast potatoes but she said they didn’t have any, so I asked for chips instead. “What kind?” she said. And I exclaimed, “Why are there so many varieties of potato?!” There were three…

The interrupted anecdote

I was on a train in London with mother, nan and grandad. The train we were on wasn’t going to London Euston, so we had to get off and get the tube. Rather than try and get tickets from the self service machine, I went to the counter. He woman printed out the tickets and…

Darth Vader’s performance issues

Me Mike and Goodwin were in town and there was a war going on. An alien race had invaded. We’d found one of their main weapons and had to get it to a safe hiding place in space. The main villain saw us on the way. He put his mask on and it turned out to…

The Snapchat Spy

In last night’s dream, Goodwin and I were walking home from town. As we were walking down a long stretch of road that curved round slightly, we saw a man holding a gun and muttering to himself. We tried to turn around without getting his attention. He spotted Goodwin straight away and spotted me as…

Warsolm

I don’t remember much from last night’s dream except for one really weird joke. I was at a meal with grandad, nan, mother and Goodwin. At one point, Grandad turned to Goodwin and said, “Do you want to go to Warsolm for some war?” In the dream, this was hilarious. Warsolm – I somehow knew that was…

Chordea

Had a dream last night in which I went to the theatre with mike, my mother and Katy Perry (who was wearing a green dress). I can’t remember what the play was, but I know I was excited to be in a theatre again. Mike got to sit next to Katy Perry, which he was…

A boy called cushion

Had a dream last night where I was on a school trip to Walsall. My mother was also there and she went shopping. She later told me she’d managed to get all the presents she wanted. I don’t remember much of the trip, but on the train back, I sat with Goodwin and a guy…