Posts Tagged ‘Mother’
The Ortega blind date
I was at school and saw Jenny Ortega (the actress who plays Wednesday). The school was doing blind dates, so I signed up for it. I went on a couple, including one with a guy who insisted we carry a big giant mat around town. Then finally I got a date with Jenny. We cycled…
Read MoreThe flu jabs
Mom and I went out walking. I mentioned I’d found an old game and wanted to play it, so asked her to keep an eye out for any shops that might sell old games. We stopped to get mom’s flu jab. The nurse pointed out that it might cause death. I said to a guy…
Read MoreThe cloakroom
I was with Wonder Woman and Hulk fighting bad guys and running through the streets tracking down these little boxes with flashing lights that we had to destroy. Once we’d got them all, we climbed a building and then had the make a big jump to get to a flying ship. I hopped on Wonder…
Read MoreThe dirty beanbag
It was our last day on a holiday abroad. Travelling back by coach, I was amazed by the view of the mountains. We got a boat back the rest of the way. Freddie Mercury was on there, but him when he was dying, he looked very ill. I wanted to go outside to get fresh…
Read MoreThe small bunny
I was with someone and we were looking after an animal in a room. We then left and she wanted to stop in another room to see another animal. The sign on the door said something like “small bunny”. We went in and this giant white rabbit was draped over a man’s lap. I turned…
Read MoreThe dangerous driver
Met up with some friends to see a show. A girl I had a crush on in school, Scarlet, was there. We hugged and chatted a little. We watched the show. It was an “end of course” show for people doing a comedy course that I – and a few of the group I was…
Read MoreJohnny Rotten’s fake solo
I was at a Christmas fair with mom. We went into a hall where a band playing their new song. The lead singer was a guy playing a ukulele, there was another guy who was playing a ukulele with a spatula, a man on a banjolele, a tea chest bass and, finally, Johnny Rotten on…
Read MoreThe end of the world blackout
I was watching a film in which Chris Pratt’s character was being chased by a policeman who caught him. He was then sent in part of a mission on a space station. They had to deliver a rubber duck to a man called Sebastian (played by Kevin Bacon) in order to stop him somehow. A…
Read MoreEndansia
Mom, Mike and I went to see a show at a small theatre. We got there early and Mike realised he’d forgotten his milk in the taxi. I went back to get it for him and the taxi started driving off while I was inside. The driver was Jonathan Crane (from DC comics) and a…
Read MoreMom loses it
Going out with mom. Her legs gave way so bad to go in a wheelchair. I mentioned I’d seen her listen to a QI podcast, she swore she’d never heard of it. I dropped my hat and went back and got it. She took it off me and threw it away. Then she started throwing…
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