Out of Town – Page 6 – I am Ben Coleman

Paris

I was looking for a day trip for Mike’s birthday. Found one on Amazon called “Places in Leeds that changed the world beginning with M”. They had all the other letters (except Z, but including X). Mother thought it was a silly idea. I went to Paris for 2 days on my own. Wimpole Wit…

Public Bathroom

I remember was one bit that was especially funny. The funny bit was this: I went to the toilet in a public bathroom, and all that was between me and the world was a shower curtain. And of course, a little kid came and opened the curtain, but rather than shout I just waved at…

France

Had a dream last night where I went to France with my family. We were planning to meet some friends of ours to go and see a film with them, so we got the bus to France (as you do) and we got off, but I’d dropped my phone so I stopped on the bus…

Alliteration

There were quite a few bits to this dream, like at one point Mike and I and my family went to Bolivia by train and we were taking photos on the mountains. And another bit was Simon and I were arguing about what ‘personal space’ meant, and he stopped a woman in town to ask…

Minehead

Mike and I – went on a trip to a place not dissimilar to Minehead. And we were staying with a family who later turned out to be vampire mobsters. And at one point they sent me out to buy something for them with a ‘10050 drachma note’. I think drachma is a real currency,…

France and Facebook

Had an odd dream full of oddities. Lee and I went to France, which was okay. We came back by bus and stayed with Nan and Grandad. Mother was also staying there with the new dog, which was a tiny little thing. We got on the bus with the new dog and went to the…

Gil

Had a weird dream where I went to Liverpool with Nan and Grandad and Gil from The Simpsons. And we went on a train to have a ride out to somewhere else. I kept asking people where was the best place from the list of 5 places the train stopped at – which included a…

FBI

The FBI (or some sort of team) track me down whilst on holiday in Spain. At first I think they’re trying to kill me so I hide and fight back. At one point they are hiding upstairs. One leans over balcony and starts taking photos and teasing me, so I look for something to throw…

Bruce Forsyth

Had a weird dream last night. I’m remembering bits of it so it may not be in order. I just remembered that Mike and I were in a theatre, a really big one and the stairs were really steep so it was tall but not wide. And we’d gone to see an old performer that…

London Art

I had a weird dream. Mike, Josh and I were in London. And we were doing some big art project. And we had to make a fence with panels that rotated but we could take off and change. So we were working on that. I built a prototype that was really good and then Elsie…