School – Page 7 – I am Ben Coleman

IT Room

I had a dream last night. As is often the case in my dreams, I was back at school. All the people from school were there. Dennis Wheelan was trying to break a massive pack of polos by leaning them against the wall and running at them (don’t ask). And we had new timetables. My…

Your Song

Had an odd dream last night. Although I think it might have been a nightmare, cos at one point in it mother had packed me ‘strawberry cookies’ and they were horrible. Anyway, I was at a… Actually, I’ve just remembered there’s two parts. Part one, I was at a school and I’m unsure if I…

Teaching Assistant

Had a weird dream where Mike and I were at a primary school. We were like teaching assistants. And on this particular day we were playing pirates and the kids had weapons and one kid stabbed me in the hand so I punched him in the face. And there was another kid who wore a…

Gil

Had a weird dream where I went to Liverpool with Nan and Grandad and Gil from The Simpsons. And we went on a train to have a ride out to somewhere else. I kept asking people where was the best place from the list of 5 places the train stopped at – which included a…

The Mansion

I was at a school and I turned up late, so I sat near the back. And Goodwin was there but I didn’t sit by him cos he was sitting by Doreen (that’s not her name but I can’t spell her real name) from school. And so I sat at the back in between Adam…

Trapped

Had a rather cool dream where Mike and I – and a bunch of others – were trapped in a school trying to fend off some bad guys. Mike had hidden in a room controlling a remote control robot which was in the corridor. And when the bad guy grabbed it and started talking to…

Out of the Window

It started I was back in school. Which was nice, was with a few old faces. Until, at one point a teacher got very angry with a disruptive child, Keifer, picked him up, shouted “Get out!” And threw him at an open window, which he promptly fell out of. Of course it was a 3rd…

Series

Had a series of dreams last night. It started where my grandad took me to Blackpool. We didn’t do much, went in a music arcade. And I bought Mike a joke book that also had trivia about 1900s variety acts. (A few other things happened here but I can’t remember them) Then I found out…

St. Barnabas

Had a good dream. I was back in school, but it was a completely different school with all the same kids. And at one point the headmaster came into the canteen to have a go at everyone for poor standards. And he picked on a kid called Milhouse (despite the fact it was Sean Hawthorn)…