School – Page 6 – I am Ben Coleman

The £7 Off Voucher

Had a dream last night where I was at a college. Goodwin and I went to some sort of event, I think it was a quiz night. Something happened when it was my turn to answer – can’t remember what – that meant I won the ‘funniest moment of the night’ award, beating a girl…

Pants, Trains and Eggman

I had a bunch of weird dreams last night. My dreams are quite often weird, but I think this set takes the metaphorical biscuit. The first one, I was at a bus stop and there were a few people there. I heard a guy next to me say to a girl “Put your hands down…

Journey Forest School

Had a nice dream in which Mike, my mother and I went on holiday to a Welsh town called Town Hall (I think that’s what it was called, it had an odd name). We got there and it was a small place. We saw a big B&Q type store and a school called Journey Forest…

Sixth Form

I dreamt I was back at school. It was sixth form, so I was in my own clothes. I went into form class (which we didn’t have in sixth form I don’t think) and when I went in it was like I was lost. I wandered round and took a seat next to Dennis Wheelan,…

Vote Gary… or Ben!

Had a weird dream last night. I can’t remember the first half, but at some point I was called away by my manager, Gary Sambrook, to attend a meeting. It turned out I’d been put in as a candidate for the local elections and I had to give a speech to a group of school…

Tonight Matthew, I’m going to be…

For the main part I was at school, though I think I was just visiting. But while I was there, a man dressed in white fell out of the sky and landed in the school fountain. The headmaster took him out and into a room. The head then came out and asked for Spiderman to…

Paris

I was looking for a day trip for Mike’s birthday. Found one on Amazon called “Places in Leeds that changed the world beginning with M”. They had all the other letters (except Z, but including X). Mother thought it was a silly idea. I went to Paris for 2 days on my own. Wimpole Wit…

Dame Edna

Had another odd dream last night. Mike and I were at a school (as we often are) and there was a special guest coming so we had to get everything ready. But we couldn’t be bothered getting things ready so we sneaked out and went to a comic convention where we met the woman who…

BBC Job

Had an oddish dream. Not about the pokemon. I was back at school. Again with the school! And on this day I’d had art and IT. But now we were all standing outside. There was some talking but I don’t remember it. Then we went on a school trip and we had to catch 2…

Redhead

At one point in the dream I was at home and the doorbell went. I went downstairs to see who it was and found that the door was already open and a redheaded girl was standing just outside, smoking and facing the road. I didn’t know who she was so I said ‘Hello?’ but she…