Lunch with Elton

I had a dream last night in which I was having lunch with Elton John. Apparently I was looking for a musician to help produce and promote a song I’d written. My friend Gush was also there with his mother. We greeted each other, sat down and ordered. We were quite hungry, but we just…

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The village tour

In last night’s dream, I was on holiday with Mother in a little country village. We were going on a little tour of the historic features of the village, led by a young girl. She had dark hair and a bit too much make up, but she seemed nice. As we walked around, she pointed…

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The padded cells

Had a dream in which I won two tickets to go to Cadbury World. I went with Mother late at night to collect them. When we arrived, we were surprised to find that the place had been robbed. A guy had been arrested and we were taken along with him to the prison. The prison…

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It’s coming home

In last night’s dream, I’d been sent to a football match to take photos for work. It was England vs Croatia (which is happening today in real life). I got there early, so I went for a drink in a bar upstairs. As I was sitting sipping my drink, a girl with short hair and…

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The Dangerous Driver

I had another A Series Of Unfortunate Events themed dream last night. I was travelling in a black cab taxi with Violet and Klaus that was driven by Lemony Snicket (it was actually Daniel Handler but we all referred to him as Mr Snicket), who was wearing a flat cap. For some reason that seemed…

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When evil turns

Had a dream last night that started out with a big superhero battle, with heroes teaming up to take out a big army of villains. The only bit I remember was when Ant-Man was small and fighting a tiny hero. He was abseiling down our kitchen light pull after the villain – a guy dressed…

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Zooey on WhatsApp

I can’t remember much of last night’s dream, which is a shame, because it was a good one. I was on my phone talking to Zooey Deschanel on WhatsApp. I’d sent her a link to one of my songs on YouTube and she’d replied saying she liked it. I was dubious it was really her,…

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Le rêve des frites

Had a bit of a weird dream last night, because in the dream I kept waking up and it got confusing as to which parts were dreams… even though it all was. It started off I was in France with mother. We went to a chip shop and got some chips to take away, but…

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Chocolate with Gordon

In last night’s dream, I was in a Thornton’s shop looking at some chocolate. I was not alone, as Gordon Ramsay was also in the shop. We were both looking at the chocolates in glass display cabinets. It looked more like a museum, when they have a plinth with a glass box on top with…

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Aye aye, Esmé

Had a dream last night in which I was on holiday abroad somewhere with Roger and Dave from karate (as I had been in real life a few days ago). We were in a big supermarket and I was trying to find a late birthday present for my brother. I saw some Lego, but didn’t…

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