Celebrity – Page 4 – I am Ben Coleman

Blind Blackbird

In the first part of the dream I was at home and getting ready for karate. There was a new guy training and I’d invited him to ours before class for a cuppa. He came round and had a drink and a chat. Sensei Len also turned up to give us a lift and I…

The bum toucher

Mike and I were at a bar queueing up to do something at a desk. I suddenly felt a hand squeeze my bum. I turned around and there were two middle aged ladies – one with long blonde hair and the other with shorter brown hair – and the blonde had her hand on my…

Sean Lock is a man

The world was under attack by several creatures from film and TV, with the two main ones being the Daleks and witches and wizards from Harry Potter. The adult population were slaughtered, with kids being allowed to live as they could be trained. Meanwhile, in another room, I was watching Spider-Man: No Way Home with…

Birthday meal at Moosches

I was on stage with Lee Mack in a small, intimate room. I was his assistant for part of his act. For one bit I had to hold up a sanding block and pretend to sand something down. The joke was that it was supposed to have already been sanded and it would take ages…

I am the Riddler… or Scarecrow

I was starring in a Joel Schumacher Batman film playing Riddler opposite Poison Ivy and Catwoman. Joel asked if I had a mask and I was baffled that we were already shooting and he hadn’t thought about a mask. We looked around the set and I found a few that looked like Scarecrow’s mask, but…

Margot’s visit

After a couple of nights of violent, murderous dreams, I actually had quite a nice dream last night. It started I was in Sutton shopping. In one shop I looked at some figures and almost bought a Harry Potter trivia game, but decided not to in the end. Later I was at home with Mike…

The improv class

Mike and I went to an improv comedy class. It was in. Big hall being shared with another class of some sort. We went in and met the teacher then sat in a big brown leather booth in a U shape. I was with a friend and asked if Mike could stay to watch and…

Aparifraf

I was in a hall where usually do karate and I think we’d just seen a concert. A singer called Dodie was there (although she was much younger) and someone had recorded her playing one of her songs. A group of us listened back and I made a point of showing I liked it. Once…

Jackie Chan’s flexible arms

I was in school and it was the last day, so we were all getting ready to leave. I spoke to a Polish girl who was a bit taller than me. She said she liked me she I said I liked her too but I’d been too shy to tell her. We lamented about a…

Karate Kayley

I attended a pitch with a couple of colleagues to try and get some work. We won the pitch but it sounded very dodgy. Later I went back and my two colleagues had been brainwashed into working on an animation for 3 days but it only felt like 3 hours. It was my turn to…