Camite

I was in some sort of group. There was a girl there called Camite. She was slightly younger than me, had brown hair and a kind, smiley face. She wore an orange top on the first day. We spoke a few times the first day and I realised she liked me. I liked her too.…

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Pink haired parkour

My family and I were in a restaurant choosing between desserts – I think it was different flavour bau buns, as I’d seen them on The Apprentice in real life that evening. I had on that was lemon and blueberry. Nan took ages to order, ruling out each flavour and with a detailed description why,…

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The girl on the course

At home watching a film with the family while we were eating – pizza I think. I went upstairs for something, and when I came back down, the TV was off. Someone suggested we watched something else, but my brother said we were already watching this film. I think it was a horror or crime…

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The small bunny

I was with someone and we were looking after an animal in a room. We then left and she wanted to stop in another room to see another animal. The sign on the door said something like “small bunny”. We went in and this giant white rabbit was draped over a man’s lap. I turned…

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The dangerous driver

Met up with some friends to see a show. A girl I had a crush on in school, Scarlet, was there. We hugged and chatted a little. We watched the show. It was an “end of course” show for people doing a comedy course that I – and a few of the group I was…

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Johnny Rotten’s fake solo

I was at a Christmas fair with mom. We went into a hall where a band playing their new song. The lead singer was a guy playing a ukulele, there was another guy who was playing a ukulele with a spatula, a man on a banjolele, a tea chest bass and, finally, Johnny Rotten on…

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The end of the world blackout

I was watching a film in which Chris Pratt’s character was being chased by a policeman who caught him. He was then sent in part of a mission on a space station. They had to deliver a rubber duck to a man called Sebastian (played by Kevin Bacon) in order to stop him somehow. A…

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Endansia

Mom, Mike and I went to see a show at a small theatre. We got there early and Mike realised he’d forgotten his milk in the taxi. I went back to get it for him and the taxi started driving off while I was inside. The driver was Jonathan Crane (from DC comics) and a…

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Mom loses it

Going out with mom. Her legs gave way so bad to go in a wheelchair. I mentioned I’d seen her listen to a QI podcast, she swore she’d never heard of it. I dropped my hat and went back and got it. She took it off me and threw it away. Then she started throwing…

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Apple Collective

In town with Mike and mom. saw nan and grandad looking shifty. They were there to meet their friend Carl off a plane. Nan said the plane had landed 4 hours ago. We tried calling him but got no response. They went home to wait for him. At a town meeting discussing an organisation called…

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