Aquarelle

Mike an I went to see Rhod Gilbert live. However, he had come out as trans/non-binary and changed his name to Aquarelle. He also had longer, shoulder-length hair. Most people left the venue and after about 20 minutes it was just me, Mike and another person. We now all sat round a table, rather than…

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The bombs

I was on a field trip with school or college. We heard on the news that a bomb had been dropped on London. More bombs were then dropped all around England. We saw ahead a bomb dropped and formed a mushroom cloud. It knocked over several rows of houses like toys. We were on a…

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Pink haired parkour

My family and I were in a restaurant choosing between desserts – I think it was different flavour bau buns, as I’d seen them on The Apprentice in real life that evening. I had on that was lemon and blueberry. Nan took ages to order, ruling out each flavour and with a detailed description why,…

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The girl on the course

At home watching a film with the family while we were eating – pizza I think. I went upstairs for something, and when I came back down, the TV was off. Someone suggested we watched something else, but my brother said we were already watching this film. I think it was a horror or crime…

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The magic food

In the dream I woke up and was bored, so I played on my phone. I found a QR code to scan to show my recent orders. I scanned it and accidentally clicked reorder on some food I had earlier. I was about to cancel it, but I looked down and it was there in…

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Birthday Balls

Was on a course. Chatting to holly. She said you get a free hot chocolate at costa. She went down to get one, came back and said you have to buy something to get it free. I said I’d get my lunch there. Went down and said hello to Holly and her husband and kid.…

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Lee Mack and the superheroes

At a meal. Gush sat next to me. Young girl and her family came. She said I looked ready to adopt. I said “I am. We’re adopting you, didn’t your mom tell you? Only joking.” We all had flutes and I tried to play the Harry Potter theme on mine but couldn’t. I was eating…

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Lego and Squid

I was in school and we were making and remaking clay sculptures. I made a couple of things, but I spent so long making them that I didn’t have time to paint them. The next class was lego building. The room had loads of Lego. I got a tray full and sat down to build.…

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The musical improv

At one point I was watching a film about a man who was stuck on an island (or I was the man, can’t remember) and he managed to escape by creating a wave that got to the shore and flooded it a little, getting the attention of a local amusement arcade. The owner of the…

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A piece of fish

My boss Dave was giving a talk at an event for college kids. He was organising food for an event where people were coming to watch a big football match. He said the plan was to do fish and chips, because it was “a piece of fish” to do (that was meant to be a…

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