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The Melting Yorkshire Puddings

Had a dream last night that was nice because it wasn’t anything crazy, it was just with my family and friends. In the dream, Laura came to mine for tea. Lee, Nan, Grandad and Mike were there too, all helping out preparing the food. At one point they were talking about me and I came…

Dinner with the two Ronnies

Had a dream last night that ended on a great punchline. In the dream, I was cooking dinner for the two Ronnies (Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett). There was quite a conversation with, as you would expect, a lot of jokes. The only part I can remember though was when I asked how they felt…

Can Of Cheese

This dream was based in school. It wasn’t one that I’ve been to in real life, but it was definitely a school. There was a foreign girl there called Lana who I rather liked. I kept trying to get her attention and smiling at her, but she just ignored me. A girl called Sarah (from…

Zooey’s Anomoly

Had a dream last night that started with me and Goodwin walking over some hills to get to town. When we arrived, there was a concert going on and a man was rapping an infomercial for some cleaning product. After that act, I got on stage to join in a play that Zooey Deschanel was…

Half a writer

I had a dream last night that was all about the newspaper industry and how media is all linked to people’s lives. It started off with a young boy writing the news. Then it showed people reading the news and how it affected their lives and, in particular, their spending habits. Finally, it showed how…

Hulk Decoration

Had a dream last night in which Goodwin was suing his local GP for something. While he was there complaining, the pharmacy was turned into a seafood restaurant. Diners soon came and one man proposed to his wife. However, the second she said yes the lights went out. Goodwin’s phone was the only source of…

Kate Middleton Rides Again

Had a dream last night where I was at the opening of a new underground train in Birmingham. The guests of honour were Kate Middleton and Prince Charles. Why she wasn’t there with Prince William I’ve no idea. But anyway, they were there. She gave a little speech and then had to declare the train…

Choke or Lose

Last night, my brain invented a new game. It might not be a bestseller this Christmas, but it would definitely make the news if it was real. The dream started with Mak and Ellie – our former colleague from SND, the company we’re partnered with – at my house. I was doing work for SND…

The David Cameron Dream

The dream started off with David Cameron in our office at work. He was talking about ‘the budget’ and was asking me questions that would appear on a TV show. I told him I’d never seen £1,000 before and he offered to show me a bank statement with £1 in to prove that he had…

The Guest

This dream was a bit of an odd one. The dream itself was no crazier than usual, but, if memory serves, it was the first time I’ve ever woken up laughing. I started laughing in the dream and then it was like I woke myself up laughing. The dream started off with me and Mak…