Friends – Page 5 – I am Ben Coleman

The Snapchat Spy

In last night’s dream, Goodwin and I were walking home from town. As we were walking down a long stretch of road that curved round slightly, we saw a man holding a gun and muttering to himself. We tried to turn around without getting his attention. He spotted Goodwin straight away and spotted me as…

Lunch with Elton

I had a dream last night in which I was having lunch with Elton John. Apparently I was looking for a musician to help produce and promote a song I’d written. My friend Gush was also there with his mother. We greeted each other, sat down and ordered. We were quite hungry, but we just…

The village tour

In last night’s dream, I was on holiday with Mother in a little country village. We were going on a little tour of the historic features of the village, led by a young girl. She had dark hair and a bit too much make up, but she seemed nice. As we walked around, she pointed…

The blue dress

Had a dream last night in which a young woman in a blue dress was sat in a chair by the tree near my house. She was talking to a face on a screen that was someone she’d once known who had died and his consciousness had been uploaded to the screen. They had found…

Trouble in Poundland

I can only remember a few bits from last night’s dream. In the first part, I was at a school reunion, with some people I remembered from college and lots of people who I didn’t recognise. At one point, someone came up to me and introduced a black guy who I’d apparently known in school.…

A boy called cushion

Had a dream last night where I was on a school trip to Walsall. My mother was also there and she went shopping. She later told me she’d managed to get all the presents she wanted. I don’t remember much of the trip, but on the train back, I sat with Goodwin and a guy…

The long shortcut

I can’t remember much of last night’s dream, other than that we I was back at school with all the kids I used to know. We were going to an event somewhere, in France I think. At one point we were walking to the event. I saw what I thought was a shortcut, but it…

Karate on ice

Had a dream last night in which I was at karate. We were lined up and, one by one, the instructor, Roger, picked out the high grades to go to the back. He was going to teach us separately and told a kid to take the rest of the class. The kid just wandered around…

Peter, Ben and Mary

I had a dream last night that I was at a primary school, entertaining the kids as part of the band Peter, Paul & Mary. I was Paul. The last song we did was Weave Me The Sunshine, which everyone joined in on. This was a great musical number and we played it really upbeat…

Sandwich coupons

Had a dream last night in which I was on the phone to my old friend Josh. I was reminding him of all the times he’d bullied me, but it soon transpired that he wasn’t listening to me. Apparently, he was watching James Bond themed porn with his mother. I handed the phone to Mike…